May. 30th, 2013

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Story Or Series Title: tElaine’s Prophecy
Fandom: You know, that place with a few Hobbits and evil rings...
Culprit Author's Name: Alonia187
Full Name (plus titles if any): Elaine Legolas Greenleaf, Queen of Mirkwood, Princess of “Middle-Earth”
Full Species(es): Puella moderna prophesida, if Mhari’s Mary Sue Classifications are of any indication.

Hair Color (include adjectives): Author does not mention it...for now.
Eye Color (include adjectives): See hair color
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Nothing noted...for now.
Special Possessions (if any): A (possible Deus ex Machina) necklace of Mary Sue-ness and a sapphire “mere elvish ring”.
Annoying Origin: The mind of a Suethor just about to go to sleep.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Legolas’s twoo wuv, other connections still not stated.
Annoying Special Abilities: The ability to change into Mulier bitchia at the speed of words.
Other Annoying Traits: Being a (self-proclaimed) Princess of “Middle-Earth”.
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Okay then, so for this sporkage, I’m introducing Eledhwen Elerossiel (my PPC Agent, who I shall shamelessly masquerade as for the duration of this spork) and her science teacher buddy Lori (“Hello everyone! I’m Lori and I’m actually really really young.” “Oh, give me a break, Lori. You’re not fooling anyone.” *sob*)

Alrighties...on with the show sporkage.
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Story Or Series Title: tEmerald Book II: Ivorwen, second in the Emerald trilogy.
Fandom: Lord of the Family Jewels Rings
Culprit Author's Name: ShilohPR
Full Name (plus titles if any): Princess Emerald of Arathilien, aka Generic UnCanon Fantasy Land
Full Species(es): Sidhia tolkienii uncanonicus fantasylandia, or, Tolkien Elf!Sue and Creator of Geographical Aberrations!Sue (DOGA, take note)

Hair Color (include adjectives): Red hair...RED HAIR! What is it with red hair and Elvish Mary Sues?
Eye Color (include adjectives): Green. See above statement.
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Freckles. Now she’s a frikkin’ Irish lass with Elf ears. (Sorry to all Irish lasses though…Emerald really does give you a bad name.)
Special Possessions (if any): A…sword, is it? And a yellow flower.
Annoying Origin: From the loins of Original Character King Orwig came one half of the chromosomes, from the ovaries of OC Queen Lilwen came the other half. Sperm meets egg, and lo! We shall have a Sue in nine months.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Aparently “Vána and Romy” got her to get into a boat. OC Nurse Svea suspects “Romy” is Oromë. Which means the Valar took Little Miss Mary (Sue) on a boat ride.
Annoying Special Abilities: The ability to create Geographical Aberrations such as “Arathilien” and “Lond Daer”. Burn Arathilien and Lond Daer with much hate, please.
Also responsible for the creation of Minis Tirith, the mini-City and general hangout for mini-Balrogs and other minis.
Other Annoying Traits: Being more annoying than my Health teacher when she covered Family Life Education.
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Why Vampires and Cylons Don't Mix

Story Or Series Title: Kindred: The Embraced ~Vampire Waltz~ (whut a title. And it's not even original. I heard that Kindred was once a TV show with the same premise.)
Fandom: Battlestar Twilightica
Culprit Author's Name: Princess Arinayed
Full Name (plus titles if any): Starlight Amoret Adama, totally not a Suvian name. *eyeroll* (I am officially calling her Renesmee squared.)
Full Species(es): Diabola gothica gratuita

Hair Color (include adjectives): "long raven hair with red streaks"
Eye Color (include adjectives): "Her left was a deep blue while her right and emerald"
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Vampire fangs, weird eyes
Special Possessions (if any): Bill Adama's sanity. I'm not kidding. He's so out of character.
Annoying Origin: The mind of a Suethor fresh out of Twilight and Kindred: The Embraced (the TV show)
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Bill Adama (That's it, I refuse to call him that. He is officially Bill Cullen.) and Laura Roslin (aka Laura Swan)'s daughter (wait, shouldn't Laura be, like, half dead? Renesmee squared is a frakking half-vampire!), Lee and Zak's sister, Laura's student, etc, etc.
Annoying Special Abilities: Daddy's Little Bitch Girl; the ability to summon a limo out of nowhere; the ability to be uber annoying; the power of UnCanon; the ability to make her dad a perv; OMG SPESHUL VAMP!MAGIC abilities; the ability to use said OMG SPESHUL VAMP!MAGIC abilities in a sci-fi continuum; the ability to speak the OMG SPESHUL VAMP!LANGUAGE; etc, etc.
Other Annoying Traits: Making Adama the prince of a democratic government.
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