Caitlinn Black XXxxXXxxXX! ... erm, Greenleaf...
Story Or Series Title: Goodbye My Loverx ( http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2713088/1/ )
Fandom: Lord of the Lego-luv
Full Name (plus titles if any): Caitlinn Greenleaf
Full Species(es): Human?
Hair Color (include adjectives): Auburn, long, down-to waist
Eye Color (include adjectives): Unmentioned?
Unusual Markings/Colorations: ehh, none mentioned.
Special Possessions (if any): Legolas' nards. Not that they're that speshul anymore...
Annoying Origin: Hell
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Married to Legolas? Knows someone named 'Gandelf...'
Annoying Special Abilities: Can produce a Single Tear.
Other Annoying Traits: Being alive... but that won't last long...
[DawnFire's note: Arwen's lines have been changed from white to light blue for ease of reading. Also, warning: mild language and name-calling]
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