Oct. 29th, 2014

deleterius: Clipart spork, metallic. (Agent Dawn McKenna)
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Story Or Series Title: The Beginning of a New Age
Fandom: Lord of the… oh, never mind… I’M SO SAD MAH HUBBY IS GONE! Oh, look—Peredhills! yaY!
Culprit Author's Name: Mirlanthiriel
Full Name (plus titles if any): Miriel
Full Species(es): human? Elf? thing...
Hair Color (include adjectives): n/a
Eye Color (include adjectives): n/a
Unusual Markings/Colorations: n/a
Special Possessions (if any): A shiny diamond from Varda. Kill me now.
Annoying Origin: Hurricane Katrina
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: She meets all the Elfses. Glorfindel, Cirdan, Galadriel, Celeborn, Thranduil, Legolas, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Haldir... gets adopted by Galadriel and Celeborn...
Annoying Special Abilities: Makes wine, farms, makes fishing nets, fixes fountains, lives alone for years upon years, keeps chickens, apparently rebuilds Grey Havens... ow.
Other Annoying Traits: Got smoozed up into Arda after Hurricane Katrina... doesn't appear to have any name but Miriel...

[DawnFire's note: Some non-bolded sporker's commentary has been bolded for readability. Also, for warnings: some language, mentions of heart-eating, and, um...the Sue eats worms at one point. Ick.]

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