deleterius: Clipart spork, metallic. (Agent Dawn McKenna)
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Story Or Series Title: The Beginning of a New Age
Fandom: Lord of the… oh, never mind… I’M SO SAD MAH HUBBY IS GONE! Oh, look—Peredhills! yaY!
Culprit Author's Name: Mirlanthiriel
Full Name (plus titles if any): Miriel
Full Species(es): human? Elf? thing...
Hair Color (include adjectives): n/a
Eye Color (include adjectives): n/a
Unusual Markings/Colorations: n/a
Special Possessions (if any): A shiny diamond from Varda. Kill me now.
Annoying Origin: Hurricane Katrina
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: She meets all the Elfses. Glorfindel, Cirdan, Galadriel, Celeborn, Thranduil, Legolas, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Haldir... gets adopted by Galadriel and Celeborn...
Annoying Special Abilities: Makes wine, farms, makes fishing nets, fixes fountains, lives alone for years upon years, keeps chickens, apparently rebuilds Grey Havens... ow.
Other Annoying Traits: Got smoozed up into Arda after Hurricane Katrina... doesn't appear to have any name but Miriel...

[DawnFire's note: Some non-bolded sporker's commentary has been bolded for readability. Also, for warnings: some language, mentions of heart-eating, and, um...the Sue eats worms at one point. Ick.]

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deleterius: Clipart spork, metallic. (Agent Dawn McKenna)
Caitlinn Black XXxxXXxxXX! ... erm, Greenleaf...

Story Or Series Title: Goodbye My Loverx ( http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2713088/1/ )
Fandom: Lord of the Lego-luv
Culprit Author's Name: xXxCaitlinnBlackxXx ( http://www.fanfiction.net/u/907773/ )
Full Name (plus titles if any): Caitlinn Greenleaf
Full Species(es): Human?
Hair Color (include adjectives): Auburn, long, down-to waist
Eye Color (include adjectives): Unmentioned?
Unusual Markings/Colorations: ehh, none mentioned.
Special Possessions (if any): Legolas' nards. Not that they're that speshul anymore...
Annoying Origin: Hell
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Married to Legolas? Knows someone named 'Gandelf...'
Annoying Special Abilities: Can produce a Single Tear.
Other Annoying Traits: Being alive... but that won't last long...

[DawnFire's note: Arwen's lines have been changed from white to light blue for ease of reading. Also, warning: mild language and name-calling]

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deleterius: Clipart spork, metallic. (Agent Dawn McKenna)
Legolas with spleen and pancreas

Story Or Series Title: Beautiful Shame
Fandom: Cannibal!Legolas' Fandom of DOOM
Culprit Author's Name: Erik'sSexyKitty
Full Name (plus titles if any): Arimina, "'Mina"
Full Species(es): Erm... Human?
Hair Color (include adjectives): Unknown
Eye Color (include adjectives): Unknown
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Ehhh... chains?
Special Possessions (if any): A horrid past
Annoying Origin: Some king kidnapped her and that's where we come in...
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Rescued by Legolas and Aragorn. Snork.
Annoying Special Abilities: Evading said sicko king?
Other Annoying Traits: None... yet...

[DawnFire's note: lightly NSFW due to the sporker talking about internal organs that are no longer internal. No real gore, though, hence 'lightly'.]

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deleterius: Clipart spork, metallic. (Agent Dawn McKenna)
Story Or Series Title: Seeking Refuge
Fandom: lord of the rings
Culprit Author's Name: whitedino
Full Name (plus titles if any): Rebecca
Full Species(es): Supposedly Human, lives on the edge of Bree in middle earth
Hair Color (include adjectives): Tangled, filth ridden, ebony
Eye Color (include adjectives): 'nearly matched the greenary that surrounded [her]
Unusual Markings/Colorations: none
Special Possessions (if any): A Little Brother
Annoying Origin: Wicked stepfather beat her, someplace near Bree
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Living in a world that jacked the name of their canonical world. And the names of its places.
Annoying Special Abilities: Crying, swooning, good judge of character
Other Annoying Traits: She was beaten. And knows lots of handy people.


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This is a Masterpost of reposts and links to double-postings of material from the badfic-sporking community called Deleterius (now deleted). If anyone else has surviving material—quotes, reports, anything—feel free to either send it to me to put up or post it somewhere yourself and add a link to the list here.

(For more information on Deleterius, try the PPC Wiki page.)

Surviving Material from Deleterius
A series of quotes saved on DawnFire's computer.

By Sporker:

Deleterius: "Blood and Chocolate", sporked by Lily Winterwood - NSFW!
Deleterius: "Elaine's Prophecy", sporked by Lily Winterwood (Eledhwen Elerossiel and Lori)
Deleterius: "Emerald Book II: Ivorwen", sporked by Lily Winterwood
Deleterius: "Kindred: The Embraced ~Vampire Waltz~", sporked by Lily Winterwood (Part 1) - NSFW!
Deleterius: "Kindred: The Embraced ~Vampire Waltz~", sporked by Lily Winterwood (Part 2) - NSFW!
Deleterius: "Kindred: The Embraced ~Vampire Waltz~", sporked by Lily Winterwood (Part 3) - NSFW!

Deleterius: "Seeking Refuge", sporked by Enelya Linde
Deleterius: "Beautiful Shame", sporked by Enelya Linde
Deleterius: "Goodbye My Loverx", sporked by Enelya Linde
Deleterius: "The Beginning of a New Age", sporked by Enelya Linde

More to follow!

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