Deleterius: "Seeking Refuge", sporked by Enelya Linde

Story Or Series Title: Seeking Refuge
Fandom: lord of the rings
Culprit Author's Name: whitedino
Full Name (plus titles if any): Rebecca
Full Species(es): Supposedly Human, lives on the edge of Bree in middle earth
Hair Color (include adjectives): Tangled, filth ridden, ebony
Eye Color (include adjectives): 'nearly matched the greenary that surrounded [her]
Unusual Markings/Colorations: none
Special Possessions (if any): A Little Brother
Annoying Origin: Wicked stepfather beat her, someplace near Bree
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Living in a world that jacked the name of their canonical world. And the names of its places.
Annoying Special Abilities: Crying, swooning, good judge of character
Other Annoying Traits: She was beaten. And knows lots of handy people.

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Deleterius: "Beautiful Shame", sporked by Enelya Linde

Legolas with spleen and pancreas

Story Or Series Title: Beautiful Shame
Fandom: Cannibal!Legolas' Fandom of DOOM
Culprit Author's Name: Erik'sSexyKitty
Full Name (plus titles if any): Arimina, "'Mina"
Full Species(es): Erm... Human?
Hair Color (include adjectives): Unknown
Eye Color (include adjectives): Unknown
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Ehhh... chains?
Special Possessions (if any): A horrid past
Annoying Origin: Some king kidnapped her and that's where we come in...
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Rescued by Legolas and Aragorn. Snork.
Annoying Special Abilities: Evading said sicko king?
Other Annoying Traits: None... yet...

[DawnFire's note: lightly NSFW due to the sporker talking about internal organs that are no longer internal. No real gore, though, hence 'lightly'.]

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